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Grimy Rolando

adjective. When a woman presses her upper lip to the furthest most part of a mans anus, and her lower lip to the bottom part of a mans anus, and the man then squirts liquid shit into the back of her throat.
Courtneys throat never recovered from her Grimy Rolando.
by Muggzy Main May 17, 2006
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Grit Slit

The condition of a female vaginal cavity during a Sexual Transmitted Disease. Scabs form over the open sores in the cavity and produce a very rigid environment.
Men who venture into these tough tunnels often are met with much friction and a gritty, sandpaper-like feeling during intercourse. Often producing open woulds and sores on the head and shaft of the cock, but produce a kind of accomplishment on the part of the conquerer of this cheese-grater like trophy.
Ricky Milton was gonna get him his first hooker with his birthday money he got from his mom. When he finally got naked and inserted into his new birthday present he was greeted with a the GRIT SLIT from hell. Being the non-quitter he is, he was determined to ride Sandpaper Sally to the end. So he pumped and pumped until his bone exploded all over it. The next few weeks he spent pissing blood and peeling scabs.
by e-rips January 6, 2004
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Gritchard

Gritchard is a man of power. He does what he pleases. Gritchard is everything. Gritchard enjoys the smell of cow patties, and enjoys gaming on Cleverbot. Gritchard thinks you should check the sight out in your free time.
Person: Can I have some help?
Gritchard: Gritchard likes to help.
Person: Do you like hut tubs?
Gritchard: Gritchard indeed does enjoy hot tubs.
by Gritchard October 21, 2011
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Grit Hop

A genre of music fusing punk rock and hip hop.
"Dude, check out this new grit hop CD I bought!"

"Oh wow, this is pretty cool!"
by Christian Shane King February 24, 2009
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Grimy Charm

A home made tattoo. Usually made with a needle, thread, pencil, and india ink.
Yo nice tattoo!

Its actually a Grimy Charm.

Why?

Cause I made it myself at home.
by 2cool4tools August 14, 2010
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grit lock

n: The solid,still edible mass formed when reconstituted grits have sat without stirring and, often, without heat.
Dude, why'd you serve me grit lock?
If you'd been on time, it'd be creamy and delicious.
by Glenalogy March 20, 2014
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gripyonip

Get a hold of yourself (i.e. take control of yourself). Usually used when you have more than a passing familiarity with the person you're speaking to.
I know you're unhappy, but gripyonip dude
by fuzzymarlin November 17, 2014
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