gouch gremlin

The little hairs that dwell in your gouch. They are almost impossible to remove via scissors or razor. They sit and sit and don't get any bigger so you don't know they're there, and sometimes when you shit, little pieces get caught in the gouch gremlins, which sometimes leads to some form of surgery.

Tim tried to clean himself after that monster shit, but the gouch gremlins made it extremely difficult. So Tim shot himself.

by The Pimp's Bologna March 12, 2008

Alcohol Gremlin

THE ALCOHOL GREMLIN:

A man or woman that steals the alcohol from a VIP table in a nightclub. Often spotted in Marbella/Spain.

HOW TO SPOT AN ALCOHOL GREMLIN:

Usually dressed up with fake accesories, e.g. Armoni, Luisi Vittong, Fucci & Dolce & Banana.

The alochol gremlin has evolved it senses to always hunt down and find the most expensive bottles in the nightclub.

Typical Alcohol Gremlin Scenario:

Gremlin: Hey how are you?
Victim: I am fine.
Germlin: Hey look there... (reaches out for the bottle).
Victim: Where? (looks away)
Gremlin: (gone, bottle empty).
Victim: (left sober with the bill)

by Maniana Perez January 16, 2012

Gremlin Claw

The act of digging your finger up someones ass while they are clothed.

Brian: Why is Bryce avoiding you?
Ben: Because I gave him a massive gremlin claw a while ago.

by The Masturbaby October 22, 2009

Cum Gremlins

A group of females that turn into fiends for the cock after they do blow past midnight

"Andrew how'd you make out with those chickies last night" "shiiiit I feed them some coke around 12 and they turned into a group of Cum Gremlins!!""

by Mattyglide March 22, 2017

Gremlin boy

grumpy but soft, just want to hold hands and talk with friends until ungodly hours of the night

I luv my lil gremlin boy.

by thisone'sforyoujess March 21, 2018

Gremlin Time

Similar to “demon time”, this phrase is inspired by Kodak Black’s song “Super Gremlin”. This is a period of time when an individual is especially nefarious and sheisty.

“I fucked wockesha and didn’t call her.”
“I’m jus on gremlin time bro”
“I c u”

by Andrew4rob January 01, 2022

Shower gremlin

A combination of loose hair and human cum found near the drain of a shower.

Jeff: I didn’t wash my nut down the drain and accidentally made a shower gremlin.

by RobtheKnob January 14, 2021