Greasy Blair

an idiotic person's hair.
oily, dirty, stinky hair.

"Eww look at that hobbo's Greasy Blair damn thats discusting!"

by Jeffhansd October 08, 2008

A Greasy Knob

When a man/woman with a large nose uses it in a very sexual way, particularly shoving it up someone butthole, or vagina.

Louis: Hey Jonob! Give me A GREASY KNOB!
Jonob: No I'm busy!

by PETEYG223 January 21, 2021

greasy pierre

rubbing your schlong in her ass crack until you jizz on the small of her back

She gave me a "GREASY PIERRE" and I skeet skeet all over her back!

by Bozz Hawg April 06, 2004

Greasy Taquito

A greasy taquito is when a man discretely tucks his penis inside his ass crack then proceeds to shove it in his lover's fellatio expecting mouth.

The divorce was pretty ugly. The bitch got the house and the kids, but I gave her a greasy taquito!

by Jeffronius August 30, 2006

greasy pig

when you are f**k'n an abnormally big women in the ass and she squirts out a little diarrhea

man i was smashed last night and got the greasy pig

by ricky big cock February 04, 2010

greasy baseball

When you marinate your cock in a greasy pool of your own masculine semen and violently molly wop your whore. If you have a French tickler, this method of pleasure is referred to as a greasy curve ball.

"Make me a sandwich bitch or I'll hit you the the greasy baseball!"

by Dirty Walter & The Boys April 11, 2017

Greasy bagel

Sexual move for a girl with a shallow vagina. Take a bagel with butter, microwave it. Then put it on your dick. Now your huge dick won't impale her tiny vagina.

My girls pussy is so shallow, I had to use the greasy bagel.

by Kernel mustard April 11, 2013