kilo gaffer

a huge line of cocaine

"I always rip a kilo gaffer before I bang a hooker"

by shonuf January 28, 2008

Naked Baby Golfer

A child in his underwear with a golfer cap

My little brother is a naked baby golfer

by Ndjdshsb February 13, 2018

jake the golfer

Jake is gay and has no friends.

Jake the golfer is gay.

by Conricly June 11, 2018

gorfer

Someone who farts in a bathtub and tries to eat the bubbles

Tommy had a shot with that sorority girl but he is such a Gorfer

by chris_ezequel December 13, 2006

Goofer

Nitrous charger aka "whip its"

These goofers got a brotha feeling good

by diamond aka "The Truth" March 25, 2011

Goffey

When a girl is giving you head, deep-throats to the base of your cock, puts both your nuts in her mouth and then makings a weird noise like R2-D2 falling down a sandbank, inevitably pukes on your cock.

Guy1: "So, Shirlena gave me the most rockin' goffey last night."
Guy2: "Dude, your sick."

Girl1: "I'm going to give Quinton a huge wet goffey tonight, he loves it when I puke on his cock."
Girl: "Gee Whiz Sarah, I hope your loaded up on Pork Rolls."

by Dudeical March 20, 2016

golfer

a drunk liar in ugly clothes who plays with his balls in public

Look at those golfers. They're such strange, yet silly people.

by Onewhoflies October 18, 2006