double guff

To break wind silently at the exact same time as the person you are nearest to thus creating a more putrid stink to which either party could be held responsible.

whilst sitting in a crowded church Sid let one go and on realising the gravity of the stench frantically hoped to have double guffed with his pew neighbour Maggie thus creating confusion over who laid it

or

Ged 'That stinks innit! yeah man that was mine'
Tezza 'nah bruv I laid that innit'
Pat 'yo dudes yo just double guffed buthzing man buthzing!'

by Laura Crossley January 10, 2009

guff

Idle talk or excuses.

Don't give me any of your guff.

by Sista from anotha Mista August 21, 2005

Guff

A stinky fart. Usually a quiet 'parp' sound, rather than a squelchy one.

"Ahh mate, did you just guff? That reeks!"

by McGee88 March 11, 2009

Guffage

The stink of a peticularly nasty trump.

Dude! That is some seriously rank guffage, that is fart bad enough to end a marriage!!!

by Pourl December 13, 2007

gruffbucking

The act of being gay whilst having a beard

Wow, that guy with the beard just ordered his coffee really effeminately.
Yeah, he was straight gruffbucking.

Did you ever see the video for Headlong by Queen? Freddie Mercury is gruffbucking all over the place.

by ironcladlou August 14, 2010

guffy

scottish slang for a pig!

instead of saying "im sweating like a pig" you would say " im sweating like a guffy!"

by sugababe May 22, 2006

no guff

A sarcastic phrase used to describe the stupidity of another person's statement. Relatives of the phrase include "No kidding!" and "No shit!"

Glen: "Carlos came into my office and asked if I had a floppy drive. I told him that I didn't."

Andrea: "No guff"

by digi::icon June 22, 2006