Glitteratru

A member of the Asatru religion who replaces New Ager ideology and practices with Norse Terminology. Most likely a Universalist and/or a convert from Wicca or other pagan faiths, they are known for gaudy costumes and superficial happiness.

"That kindred is so saturated with Glitteratru they believe Odin is 'Too Dark and Malevolent'" for them.

by Foxnight June 29, 2016

glitter snatch

A vagina that looks all prim and proper on the outside, but will eat A dick whole upon insertion

Man, Amy looked so good in her nudes she sent. Who knew she was hiding a glitter snatch down there.

by Jason Merrill August 8, 2017

Glitter Back

A derogatory term used for homosexuals when there are no Mexicans around for the rednecks to insult

Dammit man the country is filled with all these damn glitter back pansies that don't know which gotdamn bathroom to use... I'm tired of it

by ItchyBloodFarts May 6, 2020

Shit Glitter

The act of taking a power dump and littering the underside of the toilet seat with shit particles.

Man, I had the runs so bad, I left shit glitter all over the place.

by DeezzzzzzNuts January 8, 2015

snorting glitter

When you don't do cocaine and you only have glitter

Does snorting glitter with my friend

by GLITTERFOOD March 19, 2017

happy-angel-glitter

Used to describe things or people that are annoyingly sweet and happy.

My thoughts about work are decidedly not happy-angel-glitter thoughts.

She's so cheerful, when she farts happy-angel-glitter falls out.

by VickiLikesFrogs September 23, 2010

GlitterBitch

The girls that work the MAC makeup counter

Everything is all shimmery and shiny and sticky and glossy. Theres always one gay guy there with guyliner manpurse a gay guy hiss and you know he owns assless chaps and ruby red slippers. The girls are all tanned and toned and its winter. Nails long and curvy like little mini shovles or ice cream scoops.
They look like they work fo Circque del Soliel, waist all small they stand tall and the floor dont shake when they walk by. Its a subculture of whored up freaks a skank school of GlitterBitches

by menene February 5, 2010