girth goblin

A short man with an absolute tree trunk of a cock.

Danny Devito might seem small in stature, but below the waist, he's definitely a girth goblin.

by Rokia Lee March 9, 2020

Girthday

An annual honest celebration of what truly matters for your pecker when you Geshmoigedy.

-Sup, Sophia, what's hangin?
- Oh, nothing much. Preparing for Paul's Girthday tomorrow. After his Bar mitzvah it's an even bigger feast.

by Diggitar Glady Diggy November 28, 2021

Financial Girth

The measure of one’s financial success based on the circumference of their assets (in centimeters).

“I got fired from my job and can’t afford to pay for my daughters insulin!”

“You have no financial girth.”

by jmcun May 4, 2022

dirty girthy Gareth

The act pulling out your 12 inch schlong and using it as a propeller to commit a terrorist attack

Them: “Yo did you see the local preschool burnt down?”.

You: “Ye, someone committed dirty girthy Gareth

by cjiblue December 12, 2022

Financial Girth

One’s financial status in relation to the amount of uncles one has. It’s is said that financial girth= uncles^3.

Bro has so much financial girth, I heard he has 7 uncles!

by FavoringBoot September 27, 2023

Girth Spurt

A horizontal growth spurt brought on by the copious consumption of fast food, twinkies or beer, in conjunction with prolific television use.

"Man, this pitcher of beer sure hits the spot after all those chicken wings. better prepare for a girth spurt by loosening the old belt before I settle in for the double header!"

by Conrad January 15, 2005

Girth

It's how far you have to open your mouth.

Lisa is not able to unchewingly consum her cucumber due to it's large girth.

by Crossy371 March 13, 2022