geoffcon

A type of retcon (see retroactive continuity) originated by comic book writer Geoff Johns; generally one that renders entire volumes, years or even decades worth of prior comic book stories invalid. These geoffcons can be done without rhyme or reason, seemingly on a writer's whim or stemming from their personal preferences.

A geoffcon differs from your garden variety retcon in that there is little thought put behind your average geoffcon.

"Looks like fifteen years of Emerald Avenger comics just got geoffconned out."

by FatMatt666 January 30, 2009

Getrofffirst

A very handsome man that likes to please a woman sexually before being pleased

Getrofffirst is more than a name, but a way of life

by FranklinMuse February 4, 2010

groffee

Gravy and Coffee mixed, with a hint of pepper.

Did you drink Groffee today?

by 543ddd July 19, 2017

geoffrey dickens

A short ass kid, but the coolest nigga at the same time.

Ayyyye it's my boy geoffrey dickens!

by Lil Qwerty January 17, 2018

geoffrey clapp

Geoff clapp is a caring and kind person that is always there for you. He will do whatever he can possibly do to make you happy, even if it makes his life harder.

He is an amazing dad and an even better worker. He can code his way to the moon and back. He is a stunning health care worker and he was the CEO of Better Health.

He loves the patriots.

"Geoffrey Clapp is so good at what he does."

by Ariel Grosskopf December 19, 2018

Geoffred

A nice guy to be around.He can be inappropriate sometimes.A Geoffred is Very funny and smart if you want to be friends with him. He likes to play a lot of sports and video games.A Geoffred won’t fight you unless you try to start the fight.He You really want to keep in your life he will always be there no matter what.

I wish I had Geoffred

by Geoffred May 14, 2020

Groffing

To utterly fuck something up and forget everything you were previously told. To be so distracted you wouldn’t even be considered to be in this universe.

“No wonder he missed the play on 2nd base, he was straight Groffing.”

by Sully LaCroix April 22, 2022