geriatrigy

a really old person that can do something really new

My grandma is a geriatrigy--she's on facebook and she tweets several times a day.

by Una Malachica May 14, 2009

geriatric texting

When someone text you way too early in the morning. Like as early as old people wake up.

He text me at 5 am this morning. That's some serious geriatric texting. I hate it when he does that.

by J Farrar April 25, 2015

Gerbster

Super-intelligent gerbil/hamster halfbreeds that will one day enslave the human race and eat our babies. They are conveniently hidden within the bodies of sailors. They like buttsecks.

OH SNAP! IT'S A FREAKIN' GERBSTER! HIDE THA BABIEZ!!!11one!!1shift+1!!shift+one11111111111

by Chip Whitley August 13, 2004

Gerbal Trapping

Anytime a person seeks out a much young person just to fuck them. Someone at least 10yrs younger, but legal, hence the "Trapping". the opposite of Cougar.

John went "Gerbal Trapping" at the mall today with his 30yr old cousin.

John went back to college for his 10yr alumini weekend and hit all the bars "Gerbal Trappin" with his fraternity boys.

by the polock September 26, 2009

gerbal hider

a rorx

stop it you sicko

by rooooooookkkkkkbbbeeeeeeeeeee May 23, 2003

Gerbaldicus

An old man who enjoys sexually pleasing his dog or parrot, he cant keep his thoughts to himself and often masturbates in public.

MY fried gerald is such a gerbaldicus!

by Mind Trap December 11, 2004

geriatric bypass

1. The act of denying your actual age in order to give others the impression that you are younger. 2. A medical procedure intended to provide persons of advanced years the appearance of being younger.

For the last twenty years, Jack claimed to others that he's only 39 years of age, and for the last five, he's even used hair coloring. He acts as if he's had a geriatric bypass.

by Retrospect1986 August 28, 2010