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Bartender Syndrome

When someone talks to other people as if they actually care about their life. They will usually talk to an individual they have just met for a long time and not even give the other person the time to answer.
Waiter: Is that all you would like today?
Person with Bartender Syndrome: Yes. This reminds me of when I went to Paris and ate some food at an AMAZING restaurant!...
3 hours later
Waiter: IS THAT ALL SIR?!!!
Person: Yes and you are acting like this one person from-
Waiter:Bye Now
by Celestia Penndragon April 20, 2017
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Bartender

A person accustomed to the mixing of words.
Dude, stop being a bartender. Just spit it out.
by Gaudette February 2, 2009
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The Bartender

The act of pouring multiple drinks in your girlfriends anus, and butt fucking to make a mixed drink. Delicious
My ex enjoyed her vodka redbull after I pulled The Bartender on her
by Jshdja November 13, 2018
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The Gardener

A sexual maneuver where a person with diarrhea plugs his or her own asshole with their finger, as a gardener would plug a running hose with their thumb, dousing a fine liquid spray of fecal discharge all over the other partner's face and body.
Guy: I want to Cleveland Steamer you with a Golden Shower, babe.

Girl: No, I want your fine fecal spray all over my face. Give me The Gardener!
Guy: You got it! I had bad Mexican food earlier, here it comes!
by Trigga Finga May 3, 2013
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gardener

a complete weirdo or strange deranged child with severe mental deficits
by joshfromseeviciswellcool February 3, 2007
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gardener

by Anonymous October 18, 2003
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Trife Gardener

Dude my roommate is like the trife gardener. He eats all my food and he always hoes it.
by The Egg Salad Sandwich March 7, 2011
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