An extraordinarily wrinkly mushroom found in the lands of North America. This mushroom resembles the lower chin of an extremely old man, and is said to have the wisest powers of them all but fends off its opponent by its unattractive, war-torn, wrinkly chin and mouldy cap. This lad has seen it all. It will only appear when the picker is specifically supposed to be doing something and accidentally comes across it.
I was supposed to be beating rose and blackberry brambles but got distracted by these huge Gandalf Mushrooms
by Oobagogo November 04, 2023
Proper Gandalf
Synonym: Serendipity... the right place at the right time.
A wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he needs to.
Synonym: Serendipity... the right place at the right time.
A wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he needs to.
by Vemtrex September 10, 2020
A guy who is a GRADE A SIMP. He simps woman all the time, until then he can't get a woman. He is also known to jerk off to fortnite characters and Traps on the internet. Is a good Discord boyfriend (or a girlfriend ;)
by Some really cool guy - D February 18, 2020
by Table Water Deer September 04, 2023
The art of talking out of your arse and lying about every single thing. It is also the art of heavily breathing down a microphone regardless of how many times someone asks you to stop.
Someone says - "My grandad blew away in a tent"
One is to respond with - "that is bullshit. You are gandalfing"
One is to respond with - "that is bullshit. You are gandalfing"
by ThunderFox69 December 17, 2017
The act of receiving it up the ass and squeezing your anus shut so hard that the tip of the penetrator is severed, whilst announcing "you shall not pass"
by Diggin-in-me Douglas February 08, 2025
Gandalf and dragon is when a. Man. -Ejaculates- into a womens mouth she then spits the -ejaculation- into his -rectum- the -male- then -farts- it back into her mouth then -sawllows-
by sanxity June 05, 2024