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Gandalf

A male UNIX or Network Administrator wearing sandals and sporting a long silvery-grey beard. May be bald, or also have long silvery-grey hair. The length of beard is directly proportional to their Gandalfness.
"Hey, check out that gandalf!" - "Oh him, yeah... he's been to every USENIX conference since Kernighan first presented."
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Gandalf

“Wow that horse is amazing
“Yes it’s Gandalf”
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Title Gandalf

A wise marketer that practices the art, science and wizardry of improving titles. A Title Gandalf is more experienced and wiser than a writer or wordsmith which simply strings words together. By seeing the potential of a piece of content, a Title Gandalf will step in to improve upon a title so readers will bite and be let down when they start reading what the wordsmith has strung together.
Writer: Can I get final approval on this content?
Title Gandalf: The text is looking good. But I'm sorry, but that title simply shall not pass.
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Big dick Gandalf

A sexier Gandalf or a way to refer to a sexy male (regardless of your gender)
Yo obi wan (revenge of the sith) obi wan is a big dick Gandalf
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Gandalfing

The art of talking out of your arse and lying about every single thing. It is also the art of heavily breathing down a microphone regardless of how many times someone asks you to stop.
Someone says - "My grandad blew away in a tent"

One is to respond with - "that is bullshit. You are gandalfing"
by ThunderFox69 December 17, 2017
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gandalfism

the metamorphosis of a person in a mature and wise state
"Boh had a lot of things to deal with lately. He went through gandalfism."
by chopinhower December 22, 2016
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Pull a Gandalf

To listen to someone completely wrong without feeling the need to argue or correct them. From "Unfinshed Tales", when Gandalf replies to Saruman's coding about not weighing in on the fate of the One Ring: "it gives patience to listen to error without anger'
"I hear what you are saying, I'm going to pull a Gandalf. See you tomorrow"
by BigDawgJ September 4, 2021
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