intercontinental ballistic missile gambit

The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit is a Chess gambit made by the Bosnian Ape Society. It is a variation of the tennison gambit. The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit is very effective, having a 99.9% win rate. The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit starts with a standard opening, Kings pawn to E4. Afterwards, any move black makes is considered a mistake. After black makes the blunder move, u put your knight to F3. If black played the Scandinavian defense and is now threatening your knight, move the knight to F5 to threaten the Pawn. White expects for black to play Knight to F6. After that, we will offer a pawn by playing D3. Your pawn is expected to be captured because your low on material. After he captures, you capture his pawn back with the dark squared Bishop. After that, any move that black makes will not be too severe to you. So, after black plays his move you will be playing knight F7. This will force black into capturing the knight with a king. After that, play bishop g6 to check black. Now, if u haven’t notice the king is forced to capture the bishop. After that, u will notice that the enemy queen is unprotected which is now the time u strike. You will proceed to launch a RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black’s remaining pieces.

I like the intercontinental ballistic missile gambit.

by Anonymous_19 May 12, 2022

The Franco-Polo Offensive Gambit

A chess move so incredibly convoluted and confusing, which often is effectively a surrender, which is used to confuse the opponent.

Im going to use The Franco-Polo Offensive Gambit against eryk next time I play him in chess.

by Fragmoid November 24, 2023

Penis Gambit

When your friend decides to start the Circle Game. If you see the Okay sign made below the waist. The moment you do, you take your index and middle and thrust it right into the circle in full force. You look your opponent in the straight in the eyes while they take a hit to the scrotum.

Joe played the Penis Gambit which is why his friend was in pain.

by Sallawhaldewen September 13, 2023

king's gambit

A gambit where you sack your king.

Person 1:Dude you can't take my rook with your king, it's protected by the queen
Person 2:Bro it's king's gambit, how do you not know that

by zappity May 20, 2024

Pulling a Danish Gambit

Pulling a Danish Gambit is a term that broadly means sacrificing something or someone for personal gain; Typically something that is not equal to what was sacrificed.

The "Danish Gambit" in the term references to the chess opening called "Danish Gambit", where white sacrifices two pawns for quicker development of his other chess pieces

- "Michael just broke his foot for 5 dollars because of a bet"
- "Why is he pulling a danish gambit like that?"

by michaeljacksononsteroids April 27, 2024

Wife’s Gambit

Where a wife has to choose between giving a blowjob or having anal sex.

Last night I was faced with the wife’s gambit with my aggressive husband.

by chickenboy June 7, 2021

Magnus Carlsen gambit

The opening 1. c3 2. Qa4 3. Qh4 4. Kd1 5. f3 6. Qe1. What your opponent does doesn't matter.

*plays Magnus Carlsen gambit*

by Sidnut March 4, 2024