Daddy Goals

A very attractive older man who you would be down to call “Daddy,” particularly in a sexual context; an attractive, mature man from whom you desire attention and affection; similar to “DILF”

Betty: “WOW... he’s like 50, but what a fox! He can wear the hell out of a three piece suit.”
Veronica: “Yeah, he is definitely daddy goals!”

by Uhyeahsure April 6, 2019

Relationship goals

Ford hindbaugh and Myleigh gramson

"Damn I want to be Relationship goals like Ford and Myleigh"

"Babe we can never be as cool as them"

by Ford Hindbaugh April 24, 2020

Goal Mouth

Goal Mouth is a malady suffered by soccer fans and is characterized by sore jaw, stiff tongue and raspy throat.

When there is a close shot, or an acrobatic save or, especially, a goal scored, fans go crazy. They abruptly open their mouths which strains the mandible. The noise made, harshens the vocal chords and the back of the throat. The ululation of the sound constantly strains the tongue muscle, resulting in Goal Mouth.

“I sure will be glad when this World Cup is over. There have been so many good games, I’ve had Goal Mouth for more than three weeks.”

by PicklingTheBeast July 10, 2010

Hindu goal

When a kick out in FIFA is passed along the floor to your closest man the oppositian runs in front of your player taking the ball an scoring Ie. A Hindu goal

1-What a goal

2-Bullshit that was a hindu goal

by Hindu goal1 December 9, 2012

mum goals

My mum, aka Jacqui Archer, aka the OG

YO she's mum goals

by 12345678ms October 16, 2017

Fifa goal

A goal that occurs in the fifa video game series in which the ball inadvertently is deflected by the goalie directly to an opposing forward in scoring position.

Matty: Did you see that golazo Cron just ripped?
Doug: Ya really great fifa goal faggot.
Matty: Wow, bad friend.

by SmokeydaBear May 25, 2009

pwn goal

When scoring a beautiful goal in your own goal.

Guy 1: Did you see that!?!?!
Guy 2: Yeah! Pwn goal!

by Pebbel February 25, 2009