get the piano off your back

Something to be yelled (typically by a coach) at a person running VERY slowly. Often followed by: "Don't stop and play it on the way."

Hey, get the piano off your back and run!

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back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up

When you say something wrong, stupid, or threatening, and get threatened.

Jeff: yo girl is ugly asf
Ethan: better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up g

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to break a bad habit, especially about taking drugs

I go through about 30 cigarettes every day! I have to get this monkey off my back! Otherwise, I will ruin my health completely

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When a man is getting all up in your grill either phisicly or otherwise.

Hey John where is that quarterly report?

Shut up Bill GET YOUR DICK OFF MY BACK!

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to have either fellatio or intercourse removing feelings of sexual tension

Geeze it feels good to get the spadge monkey off my back.

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To silence one's personal or media critics

If you are going to survive in the modern media or entertainment world, you better learn how to get the monkey off your back.

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To silence one's personal or media critics

If you are going to survive in the modern media or entertainment world, you better learn how to get the monkey off your back.

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