fuckoed

Dicked beyond belief.

Dude, I knew I was fuckoed when the pigs found three pounds of meth stashed in my arse.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

fucko

a word you use when talking to the love of ur life fr fr trust me i’m not lying this is legit deadass it’s true

“i’m just listening to music and thinking”
“think of this dick fucko”

by DreamWasTakenn July 3, 2021

fuckoff o'clock

the end of the work day on Friday when an employee is most desperate to go home.

"Is it fuckoff o'clock yet?!?"

by PhoenixPup October 20, 2007

Funkoat

A coat that is extremely large and used for cooking, sex, a home, and hiding.

I was in my funkoat with my girlfriend.

by Johonosssfff January 28, 2008

Funkola

Someone who thinks they know everything in the world of collecting Funko. Never is wrong with anything as far as Funko goes.

Man there goes Brian being a Funkola over that guys Funko collection.

by UndaGround_Clown September 27, 2017

fuckoma

The consequence of performing sex to the point of reaching an unconscious state.

"We fucked for so long. Afterward I slipped into a 13 hour fuckoma"

by THCZTA September 17, 2012

fuckond

Fuckond: (Noun)
1. a way to say "almond" when you're pissed off at someone because they won't let you have any.

2. a way to say "second" when suspicious or annoyed.

1. "For the last time, Give me a Fuckond...Now!"

2. "Now...Wait just a Fuckond..."

by Weltyhe April 11, 2014