Funeral Potato

A mormon woman who sells her virginity on Ebay.

Damn Jovan, I bought the hottest funeral potato last week!

by PussyLover4EvaAndEva February 10, 2009

Funeral Bang

When you are attending a funeral with your closest relatives and you whip your dick out and it turns into a pornhub-like scene of a family orgy taking place. It only ends when the deceased person has came.

I work at a funeral home and I witnessed a funeral bang last week. I was disgusted.

by Bryan Seaman May 14, 2019

skunk funeral

1. A gaggle of smokers or 2. a stinky bar or chokingly toxic apartment.

1. Hold your breath, skunk funeral comin' up. Or: let's split this stinkin' skunk funeral.

by krusatyr November 4, 2009

greek funeral

When teabagging someone, and your balls cover each eye like the coins in an ancient greek funeral.

The night ended when my teabag turned into a greek funeral.

by TastierGiant January 14, 2020

Viking Funeral

When you cum in a girl's mouth, then have have her drink a shot of fireball that has ben lit on fire.

I got the girl I met to do a viking Funeral the other night.

by BustnBL March 15, 2023

Wet Funeral

When two people have sex while crying due to their relationship ending.

Oh man I broke it off with Wendy and we decided to have a wet funeral as a final goodbye.

by Lilego November 12, 2018

Crenshaw funeral

A drive-by shooting at a funeral, typically when the deceased being memorialized has also been murdered in a drive-by or gang-related event

I rolled with some Crips down to a Crenshaw funeral. Never saw so many men slaughtered.

by NAStory April 13, 2023