fruitcake

a gay person or one who is named Roberto Funes

Simon Cowell: Ryan, why are you such a fruitcake?

Ryan: Shut up Simon!

by Babale veeks December 14, 2008

fruitcake

slang term used to describe an unusually densely packed brick of cocaine. Could be mistaken for actual fruitcake (not the gayman)

"Dude, this package is way too heavy!"

"That's 'cause it's a fruitcake, dude. Y'know, the snuff?"

by M.V.P. December 17, 2008

Fruitcake

1. A cake, with fruit inside
2. A homosexual (Usually Male)
3. An idiot

Tony: Your mother’s fruitcake was pretty good, Joe.
Joe: Thanks man!

Rocco: Hey, did you see that fruitcake in the mall today?
Marco: Yeah! That’s some nasty s**t!

Gino: Hey Pete, stop being a fruitcake, and get to work.
Pete: Kiss my a** Gino.

by Ron Willcox June 20, 2012

anti-social fruitcake

someone who rejects you when you ask them to go to a sports game

person 1: hey dude! you goin to the big game?

person 2: naw

person 1: why arent you going to the game you anti-social fruitcake?

by yourgirloursongmyluv July 6, 2011

Fruitcakes-Anonomys

It is not so much a physical object more of a beliefe or a religion,if you will. It stands for a variety of large bootys and music by Seal. Not the animal kind, but the "Kiss from a Rose" kind. Some of the most common symptoms of Fruitcakes-Anonomys are watching Radar Men From the Moon vol. 2 chapters 7-12, or playing endless hours of Sega Saturn.

"Look at yourself! Fruitcakes-Anonomys."

"What do you want for dinner?"
"Ill have some Fruitcakes Anonomys."

"Careful, you dont want you to fall and break your Fruitcakes-Anonomys."

"Gimme Fruitcakes-Anonomys on the rocks."

"Baby! I Compare You to a Kiss from a Rose on the Grey, OoOoOhhh The more I get of you,Stranger it feels, yeah.
And now that your rose is in bloom.
A light hits the gloom on the grey."

"Dont let your Fruitcakes-Anonomys go to waste, young man."

by Bill+Pot=High March 1, 2005

FruitCaked

When a guy and a girl go to a playground and go on the monkey bars.
The guy hangs by his hands with his dick out and gets a blowjob by a girl hanging upside down on the monkey bars.

Guy==Y Girl==N

N:says to her friend hey kaylee i just fruitcaked john!
Y:says to his friend i just got fruitcake by kaylee!

by Reeths-Puffer trash talk June 17, 2010

fruitcake friday

A Fruitcake Friday is when you go out on a Friday night and everyone is a simpleton and having odder than usual behaviours.

Example: 'hey nath who was that fruitcake?'
"It's alright joel it's fruitcake Friday!'

by Noel lodge March 4, 2014