Country of the 'ands-zin-zuh-haire
people. (See statue of liberty)
The zenith of exquis fanaticism and arrogance (believers of
French fine art crap should watch an hour of
French national T.V.).
Since non-white
people (immigrants) find no jobs, they become part-time athletes. From this pool, France finds very competitive representatives and does well in World Cups/Olympics. This representation of France provides an illusion of "fraternité". This brings and creates more deceived immigrants (->) leading to riots.
France is actively involved in spreading the "Francophonie" to developing countries. Few smell the churning evil.
Good things about France: education is free;
people are always open to debate before consented rape; many Americans
love the beauty (draped hypocrisy) of France which is always a good thing; even a short guy
like Napoleon can pick up hundreds of chicks there; Celine Dion's wailing sounds better in French (yes, it was English); if there's a nice chick in a French film (and there usually is), she'll be nude by the end and you'll see a black
guy saying her p**@ tastes
like milk or some weirder stuff which in general is so artsy that you'd finding yourself bending over a la Francaise if you could fathom its depth.
France has enough
bitches to buffer even the greatest of invaders.
"Mains, jupes et jambes en
l'air" is in the
heart of each and every French.