baby fountain

a woman that continually produces offspring.

"our neighbor phillis is quite the baby fountain, she already has eleven children, with another on the way!"

by master holy crap October 1, 2008

Rocky Mountain Fountain

To put a canned beverage up a girls Vagina. Then open and drink from the can till its empty.

Dude, that Rocky Mountain Fountain was so amazing last night.

by Orgasm Mcsquirty December 10, 2010

fonto

Originally called fronto, used to wrap weed in and make a blunt

Hey man you got any fonto on you?

Nah Im all out

by jeffyissohigh February 25, 2018

fontcest

When you are pure cancer and ship skeleton brothers. SKELETON. BROTHERS.

Player 1: Do you like undertale?
Player 2: I ship PapySans, forever.
Player 1: You ship skeleton brothers?
Player 2: Is there something wrong with that?
Player 1: No, but there skeletons, and brothers. You fontcest creep.

by Perfidiae May 10, 2017

Fountain fairy

Its when someone is sucking your dick and then after you ejaculate into her mouth, she stands up and spits it all over your face, usually without you knowing beforehand.

Tanner: So did you finally get it on with Courtney?
Nate: Kinda, the bitch only gave me a blowjob and then to top it all off, after she gave me a fountain fairy.

by Gods2ndBestGift March 9, 2010

Fountainted

A "Fountain" - (metaphor) that is tainted - whose consistent vitriol could cause detriment to one's mental and emotional health if not avoided, even though it's only mindless drivel and not really clever at all.

She wanted him to drink (lick, suck, gulp, munch) from her "fountain", but it was fountainted. Consequently, he ceased his efforts to cuntinue and left her with potentially more ignorgasm than not, but she says she's happy about it. OK, sure........

by Jeff D November 14, 2005

Fontan

A spanish family that is known for their inteligence.

Did you see how quickly he solve the quiz?
He must be a Fontan!

by andreas_kee February 27, 2008