Totally forgot

A phrase that is used as an excuse when you have no better reason. Rarely used when said event is actually forgotten about. Usually associated with either laziness or disgust of said event.

Taha: Hey chris, why weren't you at knitting camp?

Chris:... Oman, I totally forgot! And I really wanted to go too!

by Sirrofflez December 14, 2009

forked

When you buy 4 packs of 500 forks and then go to somebody's house who you hate at night. Then, you put all of the forks into the ground with the handle out. When the person/people wake up, they will have 2000 forks in their front yard that they must go pick out - one-by-one - by hand.

"Dude, we should so fork Adam's house on Saturday."
"I'll buy the forks and meet me at 11:30"

by Laura October 9, 2004

fockos

Fockos - Is a classification of a individual or group of people that think their above the rest of human race regardless of (IQ - Education)

what up focko's

How are those fockos doing at x?

by gamersplayhere September 21, 2012

Fork twisting

When to men stab each other with their dicks while twisting on each other.

Most kinky gay sex move known to men.

Eric wasn't sure what Thomas was doing when he started fork twisting him.

Fork twisting is very unpleasant said Nico.

by moleycyrass January 1, 2015

fecal fork

The fecal fork, close relative to the poop spoon, is a utensil utilized to unclog the anus during a particularly difficult to remove bowel movement.

"Bro, I totally had to use the fecal fork last night when the poop spoon didn't work!"

by Chadwick The Wise May 7, 2019

You forgot the homework

A phrase that is said by and ABSOLUTE FUCKING MORON who probably has no life by now.

Retard: Hey miss! You forgot the homework!
Me: OH GOD DAMN YOU PIECE OF SHIT

by FakeBoomerLOL November 9, 2020

drista's fork

Dream's sisters, Drista, used a fork as a weapon to stab Dream's fucking eyes out

"Oh, did you see? Drista's fork was used to attack Dream!"
@starrysadke tiktok

by aethia January 24, 2021