fantasy football

A game for grown men that makes them regress back to childhood wherein they will turn on their best friends, argue to the death about anything, and become lifeless shells of their former selves.

Rick: You hear Tim got divorced, lost his house, and got committed?

Rod: Fantasy Football dude ..... Fantasy Football

by JSchlong October 3, 2010

football weather

Weather associated with American Football; typically harsh conditions such as cold, rainy, snowy, or windy.

I could tell Steve wasn't a true football fan; he didn't want to go to a game at Lambeau Field in November because it was too cold, despite it being ideal football weather.

by OhFee April 21, 2017

football ear

The phenomenon in which men, while watching football, lose the ability to hear anything not coming from the TV screen.

girl: Hey Tim, That T.O. sure is crazy.
Tim: .....What?....What? Wait...What?

by Eroll September 6, 2005

American Football

An excellent indie rock/emo band from the 1990s, fronted by Mike Kinsella (of Owen).

Stephen: "My favorite emo band? Definitely I Hate Myself."

Bob Nastanovich: "No way, dude. American Football takes the cake."

by entrancetheory April 22, 2013

football seasoning

n. A certain uniquely attractive flavor that football adds to the autumn.
.............................

Man, the atmosphere around here is dead gruesome. The world is bland ... bland I tell you!

Wait until next week. That is when the football seasoning is going to spice up your life.

by gnostic1 September 8, 2011

monkey fuckin' a football

a person with no coordination, an event that is unorganized.
get a mental picture of a monkey fucking a football... there is you're definition

*let me help you lift that box, you look like a monkey fuckin' a football

by bogart March 10, 2005

Footballcondor

A sweaty rainbow six siege cunt and YouTuber and twitch streamer

Your such a Footballcondor

by 69 her August 3, 2020