foohoon

A bunch of flowers than hang together at a local highschool. See morons.

Yeah Richie and his group of foohoons (plural) are trying to take us on at Starcraft. How sad.

by Divine June 30, 2004

foofob

Any type of hair accessory that will hold your hair in a ponytail. Could be a rubber band, scrunchie, or elastic.

"I can't see the parade because the friggin wind is blowing my hair in my face!! Does anyone have a foofob?!"

by Maria & Kate April 8, 2008

Fomophobe

See: 'fomophobia', 'fomophobic'.

(The OPPOSITE of "FOMO")

A fear of: "the Fear Of Missing Out".
(...INTROVERTS UNITE! *sigh*)

When you feel ashamed/guilty/bad for NOT wanting to go/do something/somewhere (see: 'empathetic flake'.)

I love ____, but you know even if you invite her she's not going to come, and then she'll just feel bad afterwards.. She's just like that. She's just such a fomophobe!

by IWANTPIRANHAS September 30, 2017

foogoomagoo

How Homestar Runner says fhqwgads.

by ????? July 23, 2003

Fomosexuality

A state of arousal, desire and dread, brought on by the certainty that everyone else is enjoying more exciting, more frequent and more imaginative sex than you are.

One look from the Air France flight attendant and Albert's fomosexuality zoomed into high gear, such was the look in her eyes, the slightly disordered hair, her swollen lips, and the hushed thickness of her voice - he knew - knew! - that she had enjoyed a wildly sleepless night, had rolled out of bed just in time to make her flight, that the two men and one woman who had shared her bed were all sleeping in a state of satiation as thick and fragrant as the Cappuccino she was extending to his trembling hand as he muttered his barely-coherent 'Merci Giselle, ah, merci'.

by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2019

Foofoo head

A frizzy-haired gal who embraces her exotic hair type, making her more attractive than your average girl.

Evan:"Yo brah did you see Danielle last night at the club?"
Bryan: "Yeah man she was being a foofoo head, her hair was flying everywhere....it was hot"
Evan: "I'd love to tap that"

by Blewnic October 14, 2010

Flomosexual

Flomosexuals, or as its internationally and critically known in social media sites as Flomos, are repugnant, stupid, ignorant, and utterly biased fans of American boxing champ Floyd Mayweather Jr. They will defend to death any move Mayweather Jr. makes whether its boxing or non boxing related. They are locked in a perpetual, savage social media war against the Pactards, their bitter rivals and fan base of Mayweather's bitter boxing rival Manny Pacquiao.

Larry is so biased for floyd mayweather jr. im starting to think he's a flomosexual.

That guy is such a dumb flomo.

by Mr. S Archer March 27, 2015