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functified

Ruined, broken, or damaged by someone who doesn't want to take responsibility for causing it.
The clerk at Radio Shack, not wanting to admit that he broke the patron's watch while attempting to change the battery, explained it off as saying, "This watch is functified!"
by Rich Friedland December 15, 2008
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functionable

Something that is both functional and fashionable. Used frequently by fashion models in Europe when describing an item used to accessorize their outfit that can be used day to day.
Wow that purse is very functionable
by CJOII August 28, 2010
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functional

adj. Physical and mental state during or after a period of heavy drinking when one is able to, just barely, function on a minimalist level.

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Huge party last night girl! I did not think you would be in to work today. Say, why is your underwear overtop of your coat? And are those cereal boxes on your feet? You sure you are functional?
by gnostic3 January 1, 2018
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Low Functioning Autism

Autism, but with an intellectual disability. A person with Low Functioning Autism will not be able to live independently, unlike people with High Functioning Autism or Asperger's Syndrome.

People with Low Functioning Autism often have little to no speech. They may make random noises as oppose to words. (LFA is the abbreviation for Low Functioning Autism.)
I feel bad for him, he has Low Functioning Autism.
by Faggot Disorder May 12, 2020
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functionally retarded

Mental deficiency characterized by stumbling speech, disconnection with reality, and unrestrained ego, yet behavior which is accepted by at most 50% of the population.
George W. Bush is functionally retarded.
by John Manyjars June 20, 2008
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flunch

a fucked lunch; a tasteless, ugly daymeal that makes you vomit or you feel a sickness, disgust, nausea etc.
What a flunch you gave me!!!!!!!!!!
by Andrius M. iamlonesome April 7, 2008
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functionize

Used in computer/web programming to mean taking a block of code and converting it into a function that can be inherited (or included once) and called by various other programs sometimes over and over again. This cleans up your code and allows the function to be modified and all code inheriting that function gets the modification.
Bob can you functionize this print popup window that you use 40 times in your code so that you don't write the same 10 lines of code over 40 times?
by folkari June 24, 2011
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