flump

someone who is really fucking lazy

maisey is a flump

by max4689 July 15, 2025

Flump Muffin

When some one is being a tad idiotic or silly

"how do you spell dog?"
" c-a-t "
" Oh my...what a flump muffin..."

by Flumpmuffin March 1, 2019

Flump

Being an absoloute idiot

e.g:

Stop it you flump!!!

Oh My Days stop being such a flump!

by ChatterBoxSlang November 27, 2010

Flump

When you're not exactly Fat, and you're not exactly Plump, you're Flump!

I need to lose some flump at the Gym.

by Cyclops Man June 3, 2018

Flumping

Fluffy Humping.

I love flumping!

by theSpeakere November 13, 2021

Flump

A hair bump that appears on your head after you wake up in the morning. Any bump on you to appear randomly.

jasmyn "good morning jordan."
Jordan "omg look in the mirror you have a flump!"
Jasmyn "oh no now i cant straighten my hair!"

by Talhotblonde March 26, 2017

Flump

The act of collapsing onto something or someone like a sad, jiggly, shoved over serving of jello.

Person #1: I'm gonna flump on you now.
Person #2: Oh god no...
Person #1: *getting closer* I'm gonna do it
Person #2 doN'T YOU FUCKING DA-
Person #1: *flumps onto person #2) I did it.
Person #2 *flailing like an aggressive kitten* GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!

by Zodozer October 22, 2015