Flonass

A brand of Aerosol sprayed in the ass to seal it and thus prevent it from farting. Usually applied forcefully in dark places.

That guy was farting a lot, so I beat him up and put some Flonass in his crack to shut his ass up.

by Henley Stanfordsontownville October 29, 2003

flobnosticating

Talking aimlessly, taking up air time, obfuscating and generally prattling on, without serving any useful purpose, except to distract and whittle away time that could be better spent. To engage in discourse that may appear to be purposeful, but is more form than substance.

You may think he is sincere and that he has something worthwhile to say, but he really is only flobnosticating.

by Dustinian August 20, 2008

Flondering

To flonder (gently play with someone's cock)

Stranger: "Mmmmm"
You: "FUCK! STOP FLONDERING ME!"

by BigBong69 November 20, 2015

Flonkage

An appendage that can be touched sexually.

If you stroke my flonkage tonight, I will feel much better in the morning!

by KushiBO August 22, 2016

Flognar Destroyer Of Worlds

Flognar destroyer of worlds kills things

Hey man you wanna hang out?

Sorry I can’t Flognar destroyer of worlds killed me last week

by Man who was killed by Flognar August 17, 2018

Floinge Ratio

Ratio between how much food you eat and how much you poop

Did you see Spanner eat that huge meal? He's going to have the best Floinge Ratio tomorrow

by TorBloke September 11, 2018

flonp

Someone who doesn't like boys or girls

I was both gay and straight and now I’m tired of everything so now I mus turn flonp

by Big zorgus November 2, 2018