flong

what you would call a mad fuckin hottie

that bitch is a flong

by joe dutch August 19, 2004

Flong

Flying dong or flying schlong.
There are several varieties of these, differentiated mostly by the type of their wings(fairy wings, dragon wings for example), and the curvature of the dong, which depends on the humor and personality of the flong.
They appear frequently, particularly from Thursday to Saturday nights, on the white boards on doors in the student residences in Vermont, their natural habitat.They are known to be agile in the air, and frisky when excited requiring extreme care when handling.

"Night night, don't let the flongs bite!"
"You're a flong!"
or used as verb: "Man that exam was hard... I got flonged by the last question!"

by carajo December 14, 2008

flingo

an unattractive, dirty woman

bruh, that girl you were just talking to was a flingo

by robert lee johnson III April 29, 2012

Flongoroony

A person who tells you a multitude of issues wrong with you, when in fact they themselves have committed those acts and you haven’t , in summary a complete hypocrite and total self centred asshole.

Person 1: My friend blamed me for us falling out when he was the one who caused our issues!

Person 2: Ignore him, he’s just a flongoroony!

by Siktirgit59 October 3, 2022

Flongoloyds

Diehard fans of Floyd Mayweather, who believes their idol is TBE, act like a boxing analyst, and have their own self proclaimed boxing ratings.

Flongoloyds ignores the boxing ratings.

by CThinker February 21, 2024

Flongoloyds

Diehard fans of Floyd Mayweather, who believes he is TBE and act like boxing analysts in every Floyd fights.

Flongoloyds believes he is the TBE.

by CThinker February 22, 2024

flongzo

something that can fly with the airplanes

hey Glingo, whats up

-oh nothin just a coupple flongzos

by Glingo Davis December 21, 2003