Floating Hedgehog

When you stick your penis in someones alcohol drink and they don't know.

I gave her a floating hedgehog in her wine.

by BigToeGhost March 8, 2020

SALTY FLOATER

THE ACT OF HAVING SOMEONE POOP ON YOUR CHEST WHILE YOU ARE ON A FLOATY RAFT IN THE BLACK SEA.

YO OTHER DAY I WAS CHILLIN N I GOT THIS DUM BITCH TO GIVE ME A SALTY FLOATER.

by tommy nippletickler November 24, 2011

jimmy floater

When one deficates in another's toilet but not flushing it, leaving it for them to handle

God damnit! Robby left me a jimmy floater in my toilet!

by Mudda fucka September 17, 2013

Scrotum-floatem

A bar game whereby contestants rub Ice Cubes on their genitalia (usually ball sack, sex permitting) then tries to throw it in such a manor as it lands in the glass of another. Points are awarded (accumulatively) for:

1. The act of throwing the cube itself (1 point);

2. A successful delivery (2 points);

2. A successful delivery into the intended recipient's glass (2 points);

3. The recipient not noticing (3 points);

4. The person drinking, post act (5 points).

"I was just splashed by something landing in my glass!"
"Don't drink it bro, there's probably a game of Scrotum-floatem going on. Quick, take your pants off and rub this Ice Cube on yourself."

by Krayon December 15, 2013

tool floater

An insurance term for inland marine coverage also commonly used by those in the insurance industry as an insult. A tool is an individual that tries too hard to impress - a floater is a turd that refuses to be flushed.

(Insert name here) is such a tool floater.

by _FeNiX_ January 12, 2017

Eye floaters

Those annoying little pieces of shit that dance around in your eyes like it's a goddamn nightclub, they also can cause panic and anxiety in some people (Myself included)

These fucking eye floaters are starting to piss me off

by TheWarHorse100 July 9, 2019

Burn a Floater

To expend a single vacation day so that you may partake in illicit drug use from the comfort and privacy of your home.

After an exhausting week of back-to-back client meetings Dick could not wait to burn a floater on Friday.

by Chief Chester March 26, 2009