Floating Eddie

A pubic hair placed into a drink of a person you don't like

A gave that cocksucker a floating eddie & he didn't even know it.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

froasting

Froasting

The name given to the condition when you are sick and simultaneously have chills and a fever. A portmanteau of the words freezing and roasting.

Dude, I'm frickin' froasting.

by ahphotovideo September 25, 2010

Floating Cosby

A poop that just came out of you anus and it now floating freely in your toilet.

DUDE THE FLOATING COSBY THAT I JUST POOPED OUT LOOKS LIKE A RABBIT

wtf james why the hell would I want to know that your floating cosby looks like a god damn rabbit

by theguywhofartedinworldstudies November 22, 2010

floating an air biscuit

Another word for farting

Oh no I just started floating an air biscuit

by Cleadus fucksinton January 6, 2016

Floating log

The results of doing a turd in the ocean when camping on the beach.

For example “why are you leaving the tent.”
“I’m going to do a floating log.”
“Oh ok.”

by Dora the whore-a September 22, 2019

Floating Hedgehog

When you stick your penis in someones alcohol drink and they don't know.

I gave her a floating hedgehog in her wine.

by BigToeGhost March 8, 2020

Flosshing

The use of a very thin penis to floss your teeth repeatedly, and then gurgle the splooge to rinse out your mouth

She hadn't brushed her teeth that morning, so she started flosshing with his penis while he was driving her to work.

by the definer of all March 7, 2011