Glittered her kitten

To perform anal sex on a woman and then fuck her pussy

Last night was great, I was doing her up the arse then I glittered her kitten!!

by bridgettheperv June 19, 2009

cum flustered

When you get poured on with a load of cum all over your body.

Kratos: i went over to Nicky's house and believe it or not i like got soooo cum flustered by Tony.

Shadez: really, cause i dont care you dirtymuthafuka.

Nicky: not this story again...

by Shadez-inc. March 24, 2010

Filtered

When something(person, situation, story) is essentially made to, or even edited to seem not as bad as it is. Extremely similar to being fake.

She was so filtered, she acted like it wasn't that big of a deal to see her ex when he still clearly wants to be with her and then lied about it.

by Hannigramn January 2, 2017

flattened

a more extreme word for flattered - beyond flattered - so flattered that you are overwhelmed.

hannah: "you will be totez awesome and eat some pie."
dana: "i'm past flattered!! i'm FLATTENED!!!"

by darnz August 21, 2008

Filtered

A woman that has been screwed so many times, that it wouldn't gain you any respect or self-dignity to have sexual intercourse with her. Hence the word "tap". She is liked tapped water.So in that case, she has been filtered.

"Dude! Don't do it with Ashley. She's been filtered!"

by SierraWithoutTheMist April 20, 2009

Filtered

Substitute word for something sexual when you're telling your sister about a dream the night before and you catch yourself.

"He filtered inside my jeans this morning"
"You were NOT filtering inside my jeans!"

by emx1 November 11, 2011

Flitter

When a female farts and the gas expels up her vagina, causing a flutter or clapping sound from her vulvar lips.

"Did you hear her flitter?"

"Yeah, it sounds like a baby clapping."
"That was definitely not silent, but it was deadly."

by kcMasterpiece June 2, 2013