fern fondler

a different word for tree hugger

dude, look at those hippie chicks, they're such fern fondlers

by lindsayellen April 2, 2007

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fernasty

A Fernando that likes to tounge punch assholes and isn't afraid to go down on a bitch when the red river flows

Girl on the street -My boyfriend doesn't want to go down on me just because I'm on my period 😭
Stranger- you need yourself a fernasty

by Elver Galarga July 5, 2016

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San Fernando Roulette

Two men double penetrate a woman and simultaneously ejaculate. Whoever impregnates the woman loses.

I can't believe we played San Fernando Roulette last night!

I know, we're such bro-mos. I sure hope I was firing blanks.

by herb san October 21, 2010

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Fernidigy

1. n. Vertical positioned 69.
2. v. To take part in the act of a vetically positioned 69

1. Man that fernidigy was awsome.
2. Hey let's go have a fernidigy.

by knine March 24, 2004

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1. Embraced the motto "YOLO", well before Drizzy came out with "The Motto".
2. Suffers from a severe case of "FOMO".
3. Exceptional party planner/enthusiast.
4. Vegas afficionado.
5. Loves to be little spoon.
6. In a Dom/Sub relationship, would be "sub".
7. Dance moves resemble animal-like behaviors and/or seizures.
8. Busby's East Regular.

I am so Fernando Campos-ing right now.

by The People's Republic October 20, 2012

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