flatulencer

an influencer, that is the human personification of a brainfart. eg. half the beauty community on youtube

A: omg, did you see what james did?
B: such a brainfart
C: duh, he's a flatulencer

by PiggyStardust October 23, 2019

E-flatulence

The annoying noise emitted from a computer or other communication device during an online chat session such as facebook, msn or skype when the subject recieves a new message.
also know as an electronic fart, or an E-fart

john: dude, your computer keeps E-farting.
joe: yea im chatting with brad on facebook, he wont leave me alone.

john: something in your room is emitting large quantities of E-flatulence.
joe: yea sorry, its katy. i just broke up with her and she wont leave me alone.

by fathead431 January 10, 2010

cinematic flatulence

Phrase used to describe a movie that stunk so bad, it must have come out of someone's ass.

Movie Critic: The dialogue was laughable, and the acting was sub-par. This was not a movie. It was a cinematic flatulence.

by nickaboo8419 July 7, 2010

Augusta Flatlander

To find your nearest cousin, lay he/she/it down flat on their stomach and proceeding to penetrate that sweet Green-Jacket bootyhole while singing, “Glory, Glory To Ole Georgia” in Jim Nance’s voice.

I met that 2nd cousin of mine and gave her the old Augusta Flatlander over Master’s Week

by AugustaGuy69 February 11, 2020

Flatlander

A term given by Vermonters to rich, out of staters (such as people from Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, and Massachusetts) as they come up to Vermont in their big, gas guzziling SUVs to ski at the many ski resorts in Vermont. As much as the Vermonters hate flatlanders, flatlanders support their economy by visiting their country stores, gas stations, and hotels.
You know your a flatlander if:
-You drive an escalade, suburban, tahoe, yukon denali ect.

-You're annoyed at the fact that your iPhone or other expensive smartphone doesn't get 3G in Vermont.
-You own a season pass to one of the big ski resorts.
-You own a condo or house in Vermont
-You think that Vermont is a poor state when you drive along the back roads.

Vermonter- "I got passed by this flatlander driving his big Escalade on the back road to Stratton.

by steezmcthrees January 4, 2011

flatulent back massage

the art of farting on someones back while they are sleeping

daniels passed out, give him a flatulent back massage

by Masta Dragon Red January 5, 2007

Flatlander

Negative term used by countryfolk or other small-town citizens to describe non-native visitors that bring unwanted qualities of their hometown with them. It is often difficult for flatlanders to rid themselves of this label, even if they assimilate into the local culture.

This term can also be applied to a sudden and noticeable influx of non-native peoples into a larger town, state, or territory. These situations are often the result of a town/state/territory possessing natural beauty or resources.

Those goddamn flatlanders moved up from California to Oregon and ended up causing property taxes to rise.

by smalltowner April 22, 2010