When you cum in a girl's eyes and face and smack her ears simultaneous, similar to a Russian Flashbang, then just run away (assumingly to play football)
Dude 1: She wanted me to stay, but I gave her a Portuguese Flashbang because I had a match with the boys!
Dude 2: True bro right here!
Dude 2: True bro right here!
by averageportuguesedude October 26, 2022
Get the Portuguese Flashbangmug. I had a flashbang with this chick from the pub last night. Yeah, now I have HIV and severe depression.
by Daddy Long Legs 👅 June 10, 2020
Get the FlashBangmug. When you’re receiving head, just before you cum, you wind up a right hook and punch her in the jaw and then cum in her eyes and run away.
by Odst October 20, 2019
Get the flashbangmug. A flash bang is where you wake up your s/o by shining a bright light in he or shes eyes then having crazy sex with them
by Akidscreation December 7, 2020
Get the Flashbangmug. by Akidscreation December 7, 2020
Get the Flashbangmug. by Felicxxx January 25, 2023
Get the Furry Flashbang Fridaymug. When a streamer accidentally or on purpose changes to a white screen and "flashbangs" the whole stream.
XQC: OK JUICERS, THAT WAS FUN GETTING BANNED FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, TIME TO PLAY GOOGLE FUED.
Stream: OMEGALUL, OK, EWWWWWWW, NOTLIKETHIS
XQC: (proceeds to switch screen) OK, WE PLAYING NOW DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.......................S
Stream: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, BabyRage, Pepega, Flashbang, Flashbanged
Stream: OMEGALUL, OK, EWWWWWWW, NOTLIKETHIS
XQC: (proceeds to switch screen) OK, WE PLAYING NOW DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.......................S
Stream: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, BabyRage, Pepega, Flashbang, Flashbanged
by _Canadia April 6, 2021
Get the Flashbangmug.