Portuguese Flashbang

When you cum in a girl's eyes and face and smack her ears simultaneous, similar to a Russian Flashbang, then just run away (assumingly to play football)

Dude 1: She wanted me to stay, but I gave her a Portuguese Flashbang because I had a match with the boys!
Dude 2: True bro right here!

by averageportuguesedude October 26, 2022

FlashBang

A flashbang is an alternate word for a one night stand, just 10x more intelligent

I had a flashbang with this chick from the pub last night. Yeah, now I have HIV and severe depression.

by Daddy Long Legs 👅 June 10, 2020

flashbang

When you’re receiving head, just before you cum, you wind up a right hook and punch her in the jaw and then cum in her eyes and run away.

You know that girl Joe hooked up with? Yeah he flashbanged her

by Odst October 20, 2019

Flashbang

A flash bang is where you wake up your s/o by shining a bright light in he or shes eyes then having crazy sex with them

Hey babe can i flashbang you tomorrow morning?

by Akidscreation December 7, 2020

Flashbang

A flashbang is alot like a flash mob but instead of people dancing it turns into a public orgy

Hey man im going join a flashbang at the mall today, want to join?

by Akidscreation December 7, 2020

Furry Flashbang Friday

Any Friday you can flashbang a furry and legally get away with it.

"Hey dude, lets stalk up for Furry Flashbang Friday!"

by Felicxxx January 25, 2023

Flashbang

When a streamer accidentally or on purpose changes to a white screen and "flashbangs" the whole stream.

XQC: OK JUICERS, THAT WAS FUN GETTING BANNED FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, TIME TO PLAY GOOGLE FUED.
Stream: OMEGALUL, OK, EWWWWWWW, NOTLIKETHIS
XQC: (proceeds to switch screen) OK, WE PLAYING NOW DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.......................S
Stream: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, BabyRage, Pepega, Flashbang, Flashbanged

by _Canadia April 6, 2021