flatulence

When your tired tyre's fatal inflation has flat out departed.

I lost my mojo motto due to flatulence.

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008

faux flatulence

when you are at work or on a date and your chair squeaks or your heel scrapes the floor and it sounds like a fart. Your attempt to duplicate the noise so not to appear flatulent.

I had to create some faux flatulence so my date wouldn't think I was nasty

by palomar65 August 29, 2011

fatulent

Adj. - Obese to such an extent that the folds of one's flesh act as artificial butt cracks, exuding their own carnal stench.

Man, yo mamma is so fatulent, when she sits around the house, man, it stinks!

by El Mayor May 1, 2006

flatulent explosion

A massive and devastating explosion in the seat of someones pants that was caused bu flatulence.

Johnny ate too much hot sauce, and now is having flatulent explosions, stinking up every room in the house.

by Haldee June 2, 2018

flatulentriloquist

(flatulentriloquism) The miraculous art of "throwing" a highly audible 'dropped gut', thus causing all blame to be directed at someone else.

no idea where that came from, someone is a real flatulentriloquist

by Quixand September 13, 2019

Flapulence

A sudden, and often unexpected expulsion of air from the vagina, resulting in an audible shuddering of the labia.

"Susie, stop referring to your sister as Queen LaQueefah - her flapulence is a normal bodily function that shouldn't be vulgarized, or even acknowledged."

by NahHeDidn't! November 3, 2023

Flapulence

See definition of Queef. Fanny fart, to expell air through the vagina.

My dear you appear to have flapulence

by KRuss336 June 15, 2024