Flamethrowing Atomic Bomb

You know that boss enemy in a video game that you can't get past no matter how many sticky bombs or throwing knives you toss at it? It always finds a way to take your face and give it a nice little sitting area on it's mantle. That would be a flamethrowing atomic bomb. Sort of like the "Golden Egg" scenario.

A Flamethrowing Atomic Bomb is an impossible-to-defeat-without-sever-repercussions entity in a video game or in real life that, no matter how many solutions you may toss at it, turns out just won't go down without fucking other shit up.

In a video game scenario:

Average Guy 1: Oh, my god! I'm up to Level 22 with that one boss.
Average Guy 2: Ahh, that guy's a Flamethrowing Atomic Bomb.
AG1: WTF?! I got killed on the first shot?
AG2: Told you, my turn.
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In a real life scenario:

Guy 1: God, Mr. Dink is a fucking flamethrowing atomic bomb.
Guy 2: Why's that?
G1: He wants me to complete all of these TPS Reports by Thursday but I already explained to him that's not my department!
G2: Huh..What does that have to do with a flamethrowing atomic bomb?

by fankdankwanklanklancepants October 21, 2010

flamethrower love

a nuclear explosion breathing down your back, when it feels like you're brain is burning, so much so that you no longer care about littering, or whether you live or die., but only about singing

well I don't care about litter
and i don't care if i die
(well all I care about's singin)
I got a flamethrower love!
honey can't ya see?

by George Washington Christ December 22, 2004

flamatory

a person that is extremely gay.
stay away from a person that is flamatory. If in fact you do come near a flamatory person, do not drop your keys on the ground.
Synonym: flammable

Dude, Shamond is so flamatory that he rapes cows

by Drew January 2, 2004

Flamethrower

While a blindfolded female is performing fellacio on a man, the young gentlemen applies a generous portion of louisiana brand hot sauce to his genitals. Once fellacio resumes, you must block off nasal and oral breathing passages until she has fully injested hot sauce. Afterwards, the gentlemen forcably defecates in the young females mouth, repeating breathing obstruction. Once steps one and two have been completed, the most crucial step can take place. With the implementation of blunt force trauma; i.e. fist, or bat may be used. A decidedly powerful blow is directed towards the lower abdomial region, to induce forced regurgitation of said fecal matter and food flavorings.

I gave your mom a flamethrower last night.

by Kayla, Corbin, Joe January 23, 2009

Flamtastic

Bad. Originated from a post on the keentoons forum.

"Looks like someone's a flamtastically flaming flamer."

by Wolfboy1988 February 4, 2005

The fart box flamethrower

When a girls anus releases gas and then you inhale it and blow it out your mouth with a lighter in front and you create a flamethrower

Dude did you hear about that trick James did to Taylor at the party
No what did he do
He did the fart box flamethrower

by Harrycock69boobsupremeleaderœ December 23, 2018

Flamethrower

a cigg with a lil coke on the filter

man that flamethrower has my lungs num !




let me hit the flamethrower nigga !

by juggalo caveman June 23, 2008