Flaggot

A social media user whose profile picture is in line with public expectations. Placing Flags and slogans around their avatar in accordance with the 'current thing'.

"I wonder if those Flaggots realize the Ukraine is a haven for kid ufckers and a laundry for human trafficking"?

by TheHundredthMonkey April 30, 2022

flagging

the act of taking any item into the restroom with you. i.e: book,laptop,phone,handheld game,Pokemon cards,food,dogs and cats,notebooks,briefcases.

She knew she would be in the bathroom for a long time,so she pondered flagging her laptop so she could surf the web while she took a crap.

by LL87 April 2, 2009

flaggots

Post-9/11 motorists who fly the American flag from their automobiles

"Look, hon, lots of flaggots on the turnpike today"

by Monk Eastman Delaney April 28, 2003

Flaggot

Post 9/11 Americans who adorn their vehicles with Old Glory

"Look at all the flaggots goin down the shore this weekend"

by fla-guts April 29, 2003

Flagging

When a young man or woman wastes a large amount of their time and youth doing nothing at all.

That nigga Jepthe is flagging like a motherfucker.

Them Nigtendo booz ass niggas are seriously flagging with all that porn they watch.

How are you gonna flag your life away with three hour jack off sessions? It just ain't right.

You know jacking off while a another guy is a two feet from you asleep then wakes up to you jacking off is seriously flagging bro.

by boozec November 7, 2009

Flaggot

Noun: A person who as a porch flag for every holiday and can be frequently seen changing it in accordance to the upcoming holiday.

Example One:
Bewildered Bystander One: "Oh my gosh does he seriously have a flag for Arbor Day?"

Bewildered Bystander Two: "Yeah, he's such a flaggot"

Example Two:
Flaggot: "Like oh no I do not remember where I put my porch flag for ANZAC Day!"

Uninterested Neighbor: "Dude you're such a Flaggot."

by Dixon Cider III June 17, 2010

flaggot

A guy who is in the flag corps of a marching band and has to either a) wear the girl outfit, b) have a different outfit that doesn't really match the girl flag people, or c) a combo of a and b

Ha look at that flaggot in the middle of all of the girl flaggers! He must be gay!

by AJ October 6, 2005