Definitions by boozec
NigTendo
NigTendo is also known as an amalgamation of "Nigga' and "nintendo" the company known for making many classic games that breeds videogame nerd fanatics.
How do they pay for these games? Unfortunately for these 'tendos when they were young they could rely on their parents to buy them a new game every month but now that they're 22 they have to buy new games by trading in the last game they bought last month and usually regret it since they didn't get a chance to beat it 5 times in a row in the first two weeks of having it.
A NigTendo is a close cousin of Jap-a-Nigga(japananigga) and can often if not usually be both. NigTendos have been known to complain about women being ugly compared to the beautiful ladies in the Final Fantasy Series. They have unusual high standards for men who are unemployed.
How do they pay for these games? Unfortunately for these 'tendos when they were young they could rely on their parents to buy them a new game every month but now that they're 22 they have to buy new games by trading in the last game they bought last month and usually regret it since they didn't get a chance to beat it 5 times in a row in the first two weeks of having it.
A NigTendo is a close cousin of Jap-a-Nigga(japananigga) and can often if not usually be both. NigTendos have been known to complain about women being ugly compared to the beautiful ladies in the Final Fantasy Series. They have unusual high standards for men who are unemployed.
If I hear another muthafuckin' nigtendo talk about why bitches don't look like Riku in FF10 I'm gonna bust a cap on em and I ain't talking about sugarnuts!
Broken PonyTail
It's a very popular hairstyle for negro or black woman. Basically a white chick or spanish will tie her hair together with a rubber band and it will be a pony tail. Now imagine if she's black. There won't be any hair and it ends on the top of her head like a little arrow. Thus we have a broken ponytail. If hair was there it would be a real ponytail. Alas it isn't.
Bitch! You a fucking ratty(disgusting) broken ponytail bitch. You can't even afford weave like me bitch!
Broken PonyTail by boozec September 13, 2010
NigTendo
A young man who spends all of his time playing video games. These men will usually spend an enormous amount of time inside their bedrooms. They will often be thought to have been kidnapped or 'disappeared' by their friends and extended relatives. Because they spend a lot of time in their rooms they sometimes look like cave men with long beards since they avoid stepping out the house to get a haircut or shave their beards. They're also known to wear glasses and have large eyebrows like Helga from Hey Arnold!
They've been known to say friendship and outside or extracurricular activities are overrated and only the video game simulation is important.Because they're so busy playing video games, they are usually unemployed.They figure beating the latest God of War game on super duper hard for the 5th time is more important than buying a gallon of orange juice to drink.
They sometimes are extremely hungry and when a friend comes over with a bag of skittles will quickly 'murk' the bag wit each skittle stuck between in tooth as he continues to play the game and say thanks to you even though you had no intentions of sharing and he simply grabbed it out your pocket. Perhaps these 'tendos can smell candy a mile away?
They've been known to say friendship and outside or extracurricular activities are overrated and only the video game simulation is important.Because they're so busy playing video games, they are usually unemployed.They figure beating the latest God of War game on super duper hard for the 5th time is more important than buying a gallon of orange juice to drink.
They sometimes are extremely hungry and when a friend comes over with a bag of skittles will quickly 'murk' the bag wit each skittle stuck between in tooth as he continues to play the game and say thanks to you even though you had no intentions of sharing and he simply grabbed it out your pocket. Perhaps these 'tendos can smell candy a mile away?
Damn, that Nigtendo been on the floor all day playing Devil May Cry! The nigga keeps trying to find a bug where devil may cry unzips his pants and pisses whenever there's fire.
The only thing worse than a Nigtendo is a half white nigga from Canada!
The only thing worse than a Nigtendo is a half white nigga from Canada!
Jap-a-Nigga
They are also known to obsesses and worship pale skinny Japanese girls and surf the net for Japanese girls with watermelon breasts. They will holler out and cover their mouth and say "oh shit!" whenever they see a cute Japanese girl bending over while eating her noodles like Naruto.
Damn, that Jap a Nigga always going crazy over that slutsoft shit. What's wrong with him? He needs some jap pussy badly while she cuts his ears off and plays around with it.
Damn, that Jap a Nigga always going crazy over that slutsoft shit. What's wrong with him? He needs some jap pussy badly while she cuts his ears off and plays around with it.
Jap-a-Nigga by boozec September 9, 2010
Jap-a-Nigga
J.a.N are usually dark skin men who have an irrational obsession with Japan. They are extreme versions of Otakus. An otaku will be obsessed but have good taste in Japanese cultural products. While a J.a.N will eat up anything a Japanese person shits out their ass and calls 'art'. It's one thing to listen to some underground Japanese metal bands such as 'Corrupted' but to listen to shitty J-pop is criminal.
They have an inability to separate the tasteful from the awful. To them anything Japanese is good. The sort of movies, music or animation they would avoid in america is automatically good if it's Japanese(anime). They would never watch a shitty Nickelodeon cartoon or Disney show about little preteen girls but will obsessively follow a ShMjo anime about 10 year old flat chested Japanese girls getting their first period and digging in the garbage dump to collect items the boy they have a stalker-crush on throws away. They will find this fascinating and say it's better than Death Note/Code Geass/Balls Rider and even Angelic Layer.
They have an inability to separate the tasteful from the awful. To them anything Japanese is good. The sort of movies, music or animation they would avoid in america is automatically good if it's Japanese(anime). They would never watch a shitty Nickelodeon cartoon or Disney show about little preteen girls but will obsessively follow a ShMjo anime about 10 year old flat chested Japanese girls getting their first period and digging in the garbage dump to collect items the boy they have a stalker-crush on throws away. They will find this fascinating and say it's better than Death Note/Code Geass/Balls Rider and even Angelic Layer.
A: 'Why are you being such a Jap-a-Nigga?'
B: 'Respect my Mind man, you got any hentai? I need some shit with some girl putting the worms in another girl's ass and then shitting it out. That's real hot.'
A: 'Dude you're a fucking disgusting Jap-a-Nigga!'
B: 'You a hater homie. Acting scaze son'.'
B: 'Respect my Mind man, you got any hentai? I need some shit with some girl putting the worms in another girl's ass and then shitting it out. That's real hot.'
A: 'Dude you're a fucking disgusting Jap-a-Nigga!'
B: 'You a hater homie. Acting scaze son'.'
Jap-a-Nigga by boozec September 8, 2010
Juggalo
White trash hill billy adults who yell "whoop whoop" at each other while splashing grape Faygo on each other's clown makeup. Whoever buys more expensive or rare ICP merchandise is the bigger Juggalo. The quest to becoming the greatest Juggalo ever is by buying as much ICP merchandise and Psychopathic Records merchandise as you can.
Only once you buy 10,000 dollars worth of Juggalo merchandise, can you be considered a true Juggalo.
Only once you buy 10,000 dollars worth of Juggalo merchandise, can you be considered a true Juggalo.
"I bought a half drunken bottle of grape Faygo that Violent J drank out of in 1998 off of Ebay therefore I am a true Juggalo."
Flits
Flits is a shortened way of saying flabby titties around jiggerboo black women without alerting them to avoid causing you serious harm (goddamn flit carrying jiggerboos!).
BITCH! you's betta put them titties back in that shirt shyiiit... aint no one wanna see them disgusting flits of yours.