flatbacker

Someone who fucks their way to the top. On their flat back!

That whore is so stupid. There's no way she got her high paying position because of her brains. She is just a flatbacker.

by Dogofalljones May 16, 2017

Flambatious

When you say something so retarded your friends commit suicide and you now have to attend their funeral. And at said funeral you say something even more retarded then before. So your friends have arisen from the grave just to smack the ever living shit out of yo dumbass.

Friend 1: Ayo my friend just said the most Flambatious thing that I died and re-arose and killed him.
Friend 2: Let’s hope you don’t do that too me *Starts to worry about his life expectancy*

by TheJackofTheBox December 13, 2020

flabagoggin

a fat person that talks a lot

man that stupid flabagoggin would not shut up!

by kujo March 9, 2004

Flabalanche

(noun): The abdominal area of someone whose body has normal fat distribution, except for their stomach, which is so fattened by beer, it is an avalanche of flab spilling over their pants.

Yo my uncle bob unbuttoned his pants and we got smothered in his flabalanche and nearly suffocated

by Frau Kak March 10, 2003

flabalanche

The effect caused when a woman with a large gut or gunt wears low rise pants thus causing an avalanche of flab over the top of the pants. see also muffin top.

That bitch had on true religion jeans, but that flabalanche was killing me.

by sam cheng April 21, 2006

flabable

A fat man who plays chess

Another name for a fat woman

that flabable was shite aye!?

I'm getting all flabable

by alexisxxxxx July 19, 2005

Flabadabadoo

A common way to greet others.

"Hey Kevin."

"FLABADABADOO!!"

by ssobecuaseht November 25, 2011