Filipino 

A race of people hailing from the Southeast Asian islands known as the Philippines who, for lack of a properly funded military, intend to conquer the world by exporting all its nannies, maids, nurses, and other bottom-of-the-ladder laborers to indoctrinate and convert other inferior races into the glory and majesty that is the concept of a second serving of rice.

Lately, they are found all over the internet posting extremely butthurt comments and replies on blogs, videos, and articles that puts the Philippines and Filipinos - or any Filipino - in a negative context. More specifically, comedy sites like urbandictionary.com.

That sheikh's son's nanny is a Filipino. We can tell because of all the pork he says he doesn't eat.

Filipino by AllTheOtherNamesAreTaken March 9, 2015

Filipinauzzie 

Describes an individual of Filipino and Australian descent. Coined by the Membrere's of Washington, the term has been utilized down the West Coast of the United States and through various parts of the world. Filipinauzzie can easily be made plural by adding an s (Filipinauzzies).

A child whose biological mother came from Australia and whose biological father came from the Philippines would be called a Filipinauzzie.

Filipinauzzie by Eltsyrk the Extravagant January 4, 2010

filipino gene 

A gene carried by certain individuals which causes massive intoxication from minute amounts of alcohol. This recessive gene is predominantly seen in the Filipino community, hence the name.

"Hey what's wrong with Luiz? He just got here and he's already smashed."

"Don't worry about him; that's just the Filipino gene at work."

filipino gene by cokemidget January 10, 2008

filipino speed stick 

a term in which a male ejaculates into a females armpits if she is hot/sweaty/tired etc. generally used if there is no deodorant in the area for perspiration.

Female: "oh man im so sweaty and i need deodorant i wish i had some".

Mike: "here how's about i give you a Filipino Speed stick to prevent you from sweating anymore and let you cool off"

filipino speed stick by that1Guy209 February 16, 2010

Filipino 

A land of VERY attractive women.

Kristine is Filipino, therefor she is extremely attractive.

Filipino by atch September 1, 2006

Filipino 

Brown, proud, slick, fast, smart, hard-working, caring, loving and sincere people originating from the Philippines.

Putang inang shiet!!!

Filipino by Urban Dictionary June 6, 2005

Humble Filipino Roll 

Is a role-playing game to spice things up when you are having troubles with your partner and consists on inviting a couple of men from the Philippines and ask them to join the action but with theme costumes. You can choose from: Mischievous Masquerade, Straightforward Full-nudity Party, Rambunctious Toga Party and Exotic Luau.

My Girl Dolores and I were having troubles in the sack, So I proposed to try the humble filipino roll to spice things up. I end up in bed with two filipinos dressed in roman togas but it was totally worth it, Yoyoy and Gaspar really saved our relationship.

Humble Filipino Roll by papolia January 24, 2011