figgy fiddler

A person, usually a software developer, that modifies production configuration files without telling anyone.

Dev:" It was a faulty update to a config file i made on production and immediately switched back. It was a very bad call on my part to do that." DevOps: "Fucking figgy fiddler ..."

by PDXDude July 27, 2017

Nighttime Fiddler

Someone who continually gets up at all hours of the night to fiddle with the fan and/or air con controls.

Holy shit. Lauren is a nighttime fiddler. I can’t get a good nights sleep.

by Shultz January 10, 2020

Bone Fiddler

A person who loves to fiddle around with men’s penises. A homosexual. Commonly working with bones as in archeology or paleontology.

Alan Grant looks like a bone fiddler in his free time.

by Stephen Mc Lingenfoof August 23, 2020

Kiddy Fiddler

A person whose favourite activity is touching kids

John - See Tim over there? I heard he's a professional kiddy fiddler.

Sally - Oh really? So was my dad.

by Suedunym February 23, 2023

Ultimate Fiddler

A game where two people (male/female/both) sit on the floor with no pants and hold each other's elbow with one hand. With the other hand they masturbate to the sound of the fiddle in the song "When the devil went down to Georgia" by The Charlie Daniels Band. All while making constant eye contact.

The winner is the one who ejaculates the most.

Him: Hey girl, do you want to play the Ultimate Fiddler?

Her: No, but I'm sure Josh would like to play once his wrist is feeling better. He is the reining champion!

by BigVeinyCurvyDick October 5, 2023

Kiddy Fiddler

A certain individual who touches children in inappropriate ways. should scream at kiddy fiddlers.

That Carl donny, bit of a kiddy fiddler

by TopDonny February 12, 2020

Tree fiddler

Someone who rubs their penis against a tree for sexual pleasures.

Oh look at that guy over there ,rubbing his balls against a tree!,he’s a tree fiddler

by Hehe sneaky 5000 August 26, 2019