Uncle Fester

A male senior, commonly named Tim, who looks like a shaved sack.

Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.

That crazy guy Tim is such an Uncle Fester.

by UncleFesterLove July 5, 2024

Fester-ish

When you don’t feel like doing the tasks at hand, feeling lazy, or backing down on your word

“Hey boss man, I can’t come in to work today I’m feeling a little fester-ish.”

by SailHatan999 July 29, 2021

Festering The Fingers

The act while walking of fixing your pants and swinging you arm out infront of you.

Kid 1: Look at that guy he must be a pimp.
Kid 2: How do you know?
Kid 1: Look at him Festering The Fingers

by Wryte Chandler August 6, 2008

Festering

It’s what lay cats consistently do.

Look at my lay cat!! He is festering!

by Laycats October 6, 2020

all-festered-out

All-Festered-Out: All smoked out. Having smoked enough marijuana and don't want or need anymore. Can't get any higher.

No thanks. I'm all-festered-out!

by JopKatz December 7, 2015

Uncle Fester

To insert light bulbs in and out of your Anus or Vagina

My hidden talent is to Uncle Fester halogen globes

by Cre8ical February 17, 2024

fester fucknuts

Someone who truly and utterly pisses you off to the point of homicidal rage

Look it's fester fucknuts

by derageosfear70 August 8, 2020