Ferrando

He's a big boi. He is so popular that he has a million phone calls everyday so that you can't even talk to him. He is liked by everybody despite him not spending at lot of times with friends. Most Ferrandos make a fake and deeper voice. They aren't that good at multiple sports, but are really good at basketball or bowling. They are usually smart and are on their computer all day. They are not smooth with the ladies despite having a nice toothbrush.

Guy 1: Yo Ferrando said hop on Warzone
Guy 2: No way he told that to me too
*Ferrando plays with other people still*

by Joey's Mama April 1, 2021

Ferragamo's Theory of Love

If She shows more then 5 unfixable Red Flags then you must put up your white flag and get the fuck out of there. Also do not try to save anyone whom isnt willing to save themselves, its common sense. but dont date sociopaths who will use you and abuse you because you'll end up with severe PTSD, and cause your self mental and financial burden. also never take back a bitch who left u for a nigga in a psychiatric facility, in fact if they in a psychiatric facility the bitch is a red flag in itself. if she fucks 5 niggas after u and u get back w her you is a chump.

Person 1:Yo i got with this chick
Person 2: oh what is she like?
Person 1: well shes homeless, went on a date w her and the bitch ended up in a psych unit, got extreme daddy issues, and is a diagnosed Sociopath
Person 2: and how long you been w her?
Person 1: 6 months why?
Person 2: at least she hasn't left u for anyone
Person 1: Yeah she did, left me for this guy in the Pj's, a total nutjob
Person 2: and you took her ass back?
Person 1: I wanted to give her a second Chance
Person 2: You're a fuckin idiot, you know that?
Person 1:How???
Person 2: Just get rid of her, you gotta follow Ferragamo's Theory of love.

by Spacecadet119 November 7, 2021

a purple-headed womb ferret

an underground term for a male anatomy aka the male penis

His purple headed womb ferret pertruded her vertical bacon smile

by l dawg n b rad September 18, 2003

Ferrero Rocher

a brand of hazelnut and chocolate truffles

I got a box of Ferrero Rocher's for valentine's day!

by shelley November 24, 2003

ferret face

someone who has minimal lips and no chin

The TV show M*A*S*H included Major Frank Burns, aka "Ferret Face".

by Hot Lips Houlihan July 1, 2003

Ferreal

"For" and "real" combined. Pronounced "fer-rehl." Officially said by Bailey and has been said around California for months. Used in place of agreement and conformation.

Wanna go to the beach? We haven't been in hella long." "Hell yeah brah, ferreal.

by heybaybay214 July 4, 2011

redneck ferrari

any corvette from 97 and up.

bobby joe just got a redneck ferrari, now he thinks he is the king of the trailer park

by A-Diesel July 23, 2011