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Fecal Face Fender

A fecal face fender is when you fist a girls anus with no lube, going so rough that the anal muscles release covering your hand in her shit and blood. Then you rip your hand out like you're pulling a lawn mower pull start, flip the girl around and beat her face in with your blood and shit covered fist
" dude I totally gave Hailey a fecal face fender last night. She's not texting me again after that"
by Jermanjermy September 10, 2021
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fendered

Ohh no, I just fendered a guy in front of me.
by dimidium November 23, 2016
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Fender Bender

A sexually devious move in which one man shoves his genitalia under the taint until it protrudes from his anus and precedes to back up into the unexpecting anus of a partner.
My girlfriend Courtney said we needed to spice things up in the bedroom, so I thought I’d try the fender bender on her. We slapped cheeks until sunset and now my dick is sore
by SquidwardsClarinet May 22, 2018
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Fender

Verb. When someone is bent over likely from doing Fentanyl. They’re on a Fent-Bender.

A Fender.
I passed a guy slumped over earlier, he was definitely on a fender.
by Hndsmsqidwrd July 20, 2025
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fender master

A person who tends a fire in a wood stove/fireplace. Commonly used by old school Vermonters and people that watch weird British television.
The fender master needs to put a log on the fire STAT .
by Vermont Vermont November 4, 2017
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Tickled My Fenders

When a girl farts and the gas bubble travels up the front side and is squeezed through the Labia, the girl says "that one tickled my fenders"!
That fart just tickled my fenders.
by Taddeipole March 15, 2016
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Fender Blender

Noun: A fight move, meaning to distract your opponent with intimidating hand gestures while you levitate a helicopter towards them from behind.
That bitch-ass bunk Dark Spyro, totally did the Fender Blender when I wasn't looking!
by RH-guy May 4, 2024
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