fecci

The greatest person in existence. Funniest person in the world, and is incredibly sexy. But, at most times, he's a total faggot.

OH MY GOD, was that just a Fecci?!

by :O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O May 27, 2009

frog felching

The act of sucking pus out of an anus (with or without a straw) from a rectal smegma.

Dude Fabian was frog felching my anal smegma! I feel so relieved!

by Daniel2010 October 25, 2017

Self-Felching

The retrieval of sperm from one's own rectum done with the use of a long straw to establish the mouth-anus connection.

Dude, have you ever tried self-felching while pounding off?? It feels amazing!

by The Molester 69 February 11, 2018

felching

the homesexual act of inserting first a paper towel holder tube into the other parterns anus, and after the tube has been inserted all the way into the anus, taking a small furry animal, ie. a gerbil, and putting it into the paper towel tube that has been fully inserted into the anus, then just watching the hillarity insue.

last night heron was felching with mike and the gerbil got stuck.

by the_nugget April 8, 2009

feccies

fecal matter,poo,shit,excrament,etc
best used if u pronounce wif a lisp

i stodd in a big pile of eagle feccies and then wiped it on my dogs feccies,

by blahblahblahblahblahblah November 28, 2005

kettle felching

A sexual act where-in a partner ejaculates into the partner's anus and then orally sucks the cum out.

John loved kettle felching Mary after a hard day's work.

by turandota August 6, 2008

fecci

The singular of the word feces.


Invented by myself because I could find no singular for feces.

That Debito fool is such a fecci!

by argor March 7, 2005