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two faced

A persona that usually stems from a lack of self-identity, self-esteem, and/or cajones. The person is also usually a brown noser, as they try to please whomever they meet. In an effort to be accepted by the entire world, a "two faced" person will socially accomodate anyone they meet in an attempt to be popular and liked by everyone. More often than not, however, two faced bitches are usually covering up their assholism.
Sherry loved to be liked by everyone. There wasn't a person that she didn't meet that she could not be "friends" with. However, when her "friends" weren't around, she was a two faced bitch. "Damn, I fucking hate Janel; she's really a dirty cunt licking whore. Hey, I'm going shopping for Janel's birthday party on Friday, wanna help me pick something out for her?"
by rpunkboy September 27, 2007
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cross-faced

Getting really drunk then smoking marijuana. Generally followed by the spins.
"Man I was so cross-faced last night, I puked all over Steve's driveway!"
by laurengf January 7, 2008
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FATE

abbreviation for feet and toes exchange.
this is an exchange of images that involve feet and toes. these images are usually exchanged for FATE token, but can also be exchanged for money.
by jade uwu November 14, 2019
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cake faced whore

a girl who wears way too much make up, and acts like a complete whore to everyone around her
she's a super bitch, and wonders why no one really likes her and just wants to have sex with her
Michelle is such a cake faced whore. No wonder her boyfriend dumped her at the party
by jamezors October 28, 2007
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Fat-faced f*cking-slob

A person who is so fat they can't see their penis and they have trouble getting around, They still live with their parents after the age of 30, and they don't work.
“Dude, Jordie Jordan is a Fat-faced f*cking-slob. He still lives with his parents.”
by Johnny is a stupid af name October 4, 2021
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no fate but what we make

We have control over what happens to us in the future. There is no destiny or fate. There is nothing that will happen for sure. We determine our future from what we do now. We make our own future from our own actions, and nothing or no one else is responsible.
If you work hard every day to train for a sport, you will succeed and win. It is not the work of God or fate that you have succeeded; it is YOU who have made this success for yourself. Had you not trained, you would not have this success. No fate but what we make. You made yourself a better athlete, so you excelled. You made your own fate.
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cheese faced bitch

Similar to a mark ass bitch, a cheese faced bitch is generally an uncooperative woman that is constantly nagging a brotha.
Teacher-bitch: Tommy, where is your homework!?

Tommy: Leave me alone you cheese faced bitch. God damn!
by J-Bra May 15, 2009
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