Fmasterbatetor

Someone who constantly updates on any social networking site

Shannon is updating again, what a chronic fmasterbatetor

by RobertJeromeo April 30, 2011

Casterbater

Fly fisherman who will not leave their flies on the water. Limiting their quality of fishing. A person who casts too much.

I fished with this guy today. He was a total casterbater

by fishguyd September 13, 2009

easterbate

To masturbate on easter

My family went to church this morning so I was able to easterbate with out interruptions

by olderpervefrog October 14, 2015

fasterbait

Masturbating while fishing.

Hey bob, you wanna Fasterbait with me today?

by c0deman991 September 14, 2016

Fapturbate

Masturbating in a way that where your hand slaps and or slapping your scrotum while stroking down to make a smacking noise.

My friend and I had a fapturbating contest we wanted to see who could do it louder before teachers outside the bathroom could hear us. When we fapturbate our scrotums get so red from the smacking.

by Scrotum Slayer May 15, 2018

Festerbation

Festerbation is the act of choosing to wallow in escalating sexually longing without any reprieve or sexual release. It is physiologically unhealthy in that it increases stress levels in the individual.

Jill was rejected by Jack. Instead of a revenge fling, Jill fixated miserably on all the great sex they used to have, and "festerbated" herself into a migraine. The migraine was due to extreme "festerbation".

by Ray Ortiz (MTP) December 8, 2020

emo masterbater

Someone so emo they cut themselves while masterbating and use the blood as lube.

Dudes totally an emo masterbater

by svensterama December 3, 2014