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Faaff

When said quickly, an inoffensive way to advise someone to 'Fuck Off'. Best used discretely so that only people close to you can hear it, and not the intended victim. Even funnier when the intended victim THINKS they can hear it, but can't be sure, so they take no action. However, if victim is being a complete tosser, best to shout it as loud as possible in order to deliver as much offence as possible. Number of 'a' letters contained in word is directly proportional to how much you want the individual to fuck off.
'Excuse me, is anyone sitting on this chair?', 'No, you can have it - (Faaff!)'

'Sorry Sir, you can't come in here wearing jeans', 'FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFF!'
by mullboy August 11, 2009
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chocolate falafel

Sexual term. When a guy sticks his tesicles against a female's ass and then teabags with them.

First description on Geekdrome, episode #21.
Last night I suprised my girlfriend with a chocolate falafel.
by Royce Murphy May 2, 2006
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falafel

According to right-wing political commentator Bill O'Reilly, "falafel" is a synonym for loofah, especially when used to describe scrubbing a woman down with loofah in a sexual manner.
Bill O'Reilly went to Bed, Bath, & Beyond to buy a falafel. Then he went to a Greek restuarant and ordered a loofah.
by MazurkaMatt May 30, 2006
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Faraji

aka Wombat. Known for his impeccable sense of style a cunning way with words. Currently in the Genis book of world records for having the longest dog name (Hyph daddy blanco the situation aka theordore aka mister sugg aka butt aka delancy). Probably seen out with such phenomenal women as Alicia Keys, Beyonce, and Oprah Winfrey.
"Faraji" just took off in his new spaceship...and it had 32 inch rims on it...
by Yeeadore Wilcox December 3, 2010
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Farah

The awesomest hottest prettiest and craziest eygptian girl ever existed on earth!! as beautiful as the sunset!!(though i've never seen it xD), without her being around it's like... pizza without cheese???xP

P.S: still she's not awesomer than Fish (H)
instead of saying "You are awesome" or "You are pretty"..
you just say "you are such a Farah!!"

"OMG that chick is so Farah!"
by Fish123 March 8, 2009
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farah

a tall person who is in love with this one person who is the world to her but he doesn’t know she exists she is obsessed with him
farah will you ever meet that guy you obsess over
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Farage

Optical illusion seen in the political wilderness, that makes you believe you can see a long term career
He had been in the political wilderness for years, then he could see the top job come in to view

It turned out to be a farage
by jiggggly April 22, 2014
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