Mic Fapping

The noise created when one adjusts his or her headset on an online chat session.

GMUNEEEEEEEEEEEE: Who the hell is mic fapping?

Enviousbasterd: Sorry, bro. My headset was falling off.

Admiral 1 Bar: Mine too, Brah!

by enviousbasterd August 3, 2011

flab fapping

when you stretch your stomache fat down to your penis and you masturbate with your "flab"

mom: son what are you doing?
son: nothing!
mom: whats that noise, are you fapping?
son: no im flab fapping!

by zachisaG August 26, 2013

Shame Fapping

When you masturbate to something shameful

Billy was crying while shame fapping to a picture of his mom in a bikini.

by Frankie Ballsack January 26, 2022

Losing your Fappetite

When you are about to masturbate but you see something so horrendous that you stop.

“Hey dude, what happened, I thought you said you were gonna go masturbate?”

“I was, but I saw some weird foot stuff and stopped.”

“Oh! So you started Losing your Fappetite.”

by silly.scrawl March 16, 2023

fapping

the act of mastubation

Zac was having a fapping good time before he went UGGHHH

by bsn23o July 1, 2009

Fagpit

A place where only the best of the best go; A place of the gods.

Other guy: Yo bro where are you going?
Me: Just going to the Fagpit.
Other guy: THE FAGPIT?!?! THAT'S A PLACE OF THE GODS
Me: I know. *Puts on sunglasses* "YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"

by anonymous5376953 December 13, 2010

Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk)

An ancient Hindu demigod who achieved Nirvana (Moksh) through masturbation.

A nameless monk; he meditated for 52 years on the peak of Mt. Nanga Parbat (literal translation : Naked Mountain) in the Himalayas before he perfected the art of Handless Masturbation.

After perfecting the fabled Handless Masturbation technique (commonly known as the 'Look Ma, No Hands!' technique), he jacked off for 13 days straight before the gods approved of his meditation and let him reach Nirvana.

They then bestowed upon him the demigod status and let him spill his jizz all over the "snow"-capped peaks of The Himalayas.

And as the sun set on the 13th day of his masturbation, did the gods smile upon his seed and grant him Nirvana.

Thus, the man was bestowed with the name Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk).

by XnxsVngl April 6, 2014