Facially Handicapped

A person who is unlucky enough to be ugly. May also be defined as minger, mong or screg.

Katie DD

by Philip (PlasticMonkey) June 10, 2004

British facial

A cup of scalding tea thrown into one's face. Often as a punishment for a transgression of some sort.

If that jackbooted thug of a gardener doesn't treat me mum with respect, he'll be getting a british facial.

by ConcernedParties June 28, 2011

freon facial

when you accidently spray another person in the face trying to show them on how to put a can of freon into their car.

Russell was trying to play the hero when a young lady asked " how does this work?" Russell jumped into action, around the counter, grabbed a can and aimed the nozzle toward the customer, and while saying to push down the nozzel, brain dead russell did that exactly, which giving the customer a freon facial

by russ sharp January 25, 2012

Cum Facial

Having cum all over the face.

That cum facial really suits you...sex is a good thing ya know... I love the look of cum on your face babii!

by Cummer April 5, 2003

facealanche

When all of the ice in a cup simultaneously slides into your face and all over your clothes as you take a drink.

Charlie tried to get one last sip of soda, but got a facealanche instead.

by Okra Boy November 18, 2010

fack

Used as a replacement for the word "Fuck," most notably in the Eminem song "Fack".

"Fack, fack, fack. I am, I'm going to cum.

Shove a girbil in your ass through a tube - ew, ew, ew, ew"

by Madcow1041 September 26, 2006

facarta

1. What an idiot says at random times to make their mum piss themselves. Generally funnier with a weird Italian accent.

2. How my sister says focaccia.

Facarta! Facarta!

That facarta bread was delicious.

by Floki_90 May 23, 2016