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facestalking

n. The act of stalking someone on facebook. Though has been known to backfire thanks to apps like top stalker, it has been useful for lazy stalkers to keep up on their favorite targets.
Dude, this chick in my photography class has no idea I'm facestalking her.
by Number13 September 20, 2010
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Faceblackout

When one goes into a subconscious state while browsing facebook profiles. Subject usually snaps back into conscious while browsing pictures of some completely random person, and is often followed by feelings of guilt, embarassment, and creepiness.
Faceblackout:
Dude yesterday I was looking at Tim's facebook profile, and the next thing I knew I was on picture 65/200 of this fat Korean kid's profile. I faceblacked the f out.
by rieyin July 8, 2011
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Covid Facemask

When your partner is eating your ass and your balls are draped over their nose covering both their nose and their mouth, making it difficult to breathe, and all they can smell is ass.
"I gave my girlfriend a Covid Facemask and almost killed her."
by Cameron Greene October 3, 2020
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FaceJack

When you're FaceTiming someone and another person jumps in and jacks some facetime.
You: Hi mom, how are you
FaceJacker: blaaahhh! you just got FaceJacked!
Mom: ?
by rinconada November 1, 2010
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facejacked

When a "friend" posts something on your facebook wall that is publicly visible and is a blatant negative to you and your friends.
I was on facebook yesterday and was facejacked by the lame band promoting the show.
by The Plan Man -B 2 the Thornton September 15, 2009
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Korean Facemask

When your girlfriend shits in your scrotum and then you have her lie underneath your balls and drop her shit on her face.
Stacy: I'm feeling like a Korean Facemask tonight
by hannaharendt June 9, 2019
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Facejacking

To go through a friends friend list on facebook and jack friends from them. Identical to Spacejacking on Myspace, only on facebook.
Man, Emily's got a bunch of fine ass friends. I'm going to go facejacking and get at least 4 or 5.
by ODUB October 20, 2009
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